7 Habits of a Highly Effective Baby

1. Poo-poo ONLY on freshly changed diapers averagely about 3 times a day.
2. Wake mama up every morning either by scratching her face OR yelling into her ears. Laugh upon succession.
3. Sleeping on parent's bed every night and converting own crib to wardrobe.
4. Turning his mane attraction into main attraction.
5. Prefers to watch soccer than Little Einsteins.
6. Starts saving for education fund by refusing to drink milk.
7. Smile when spoken to. Anybody will do.