When You Have A Baby.....(Part I)

• You finally stop to smell the roses, because your baby is in your arms.
• Where you once believed you were fearless, you now find yourself afraid.
• The sacrifices you thought you made to have a child no longer seem like sacrifices.
• You respect your body ... finally.
• You respect your parents and love them in a new way.
• You find that your baby's pain feels much worse than your own.
• Your heart breaks much more easily.
• You think of someone else 234,836,178,976 times a day.
• Every day is a surprise.
• Bodily functions are no longer repulsive. In fact, they please you. (Hooray for poop!)
• You look at your baby in the mirror instead of yourself.
• You become a morning person and finally know where the sun comes from.
• Your love becomes limitless, a superhuman power.